Houbowars
🌌 HOUBOWARS: A COLLECTOR’S TRIP
🎴 A card game for Trip Points. Not for consumption – only for fun, collecting, and community battles.
Our products are definitely not intended for consumption. They are collectible items that can also be used as playing cards in our game.
🍄 GOAL OF THE GAME
Collect as many Trip Points (TP) as possible over 5 rounds.
Each round, players play 1 card → it gives them points and/or messes with opponents.
Whoever has the most points after 5 rounds wins and becomes the Forest Shaman 🌲👁🗨
🧙♂️ WHAT YOU NEED
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2 to 4 players
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Each player has their own set of 6 different collectible cards
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Pen & paper (or a phone) to track points
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A discard pile (“the compost”)
📋 GAME RULES (step by step)
🔹 SETUP
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Each player shuffles their 6 cards
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Draw 3 cards into your hand
🔹 ROUND FLOW
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Everyone secretly chooses 1 card and places it face down
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On the call “Šupky hubky!” (or your own cue), flip them over
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Everyone gets points based on the TP (Trip Points) on the card
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Resolve card effects
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Place the card in the “compost” (discard pile)
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Draw a new card if any remain
🔹 END OF THE GAME
After 5 rounds (or when all cards are gone), each player counts their TP.
👉 Whoever has the most TP wins the game
👉 The others may clap in mushroom-envy applause
🃏 CARD OVERVIEW (products + effects + blocks)
1. SHIVER OF THE UNIVERSE
Product: 5-MeO DMT 10%
TP: 2
Effect: None
Blocks: Nothing
→ Basic, safe card
2. COSMIC BLAST
Product: 5-MeO DMT 30%
TP: 6
Effect: Destroy one opponent’s card (it doesn’t score points)
Blocks: All unprotected cards
→ Very strong – can erase an opponent’s turn completely
3. FRACTAL SECRET
Product: 1cP-LSD 150 µg
TP: 5
Effect: Next round you gain +1 extra point
Blocks: None
→ Boosts your future score
4. MICROTRIP
Product: 1cP-LSD 20 µg
TP: 1
Effect: Can be used twice during the game
Blocks: Cannot be destroyed (immune to “Cosmic Blast”)
→ Weak but flexible and durable
5. SWEET GROUNDING
Product: Kratom gummies
TP: 3
Effect: You gain points, but must skip your next turn
Blocks: Nothing
→ Good short-term, but comes with consequences
6. GIGGLE DELUXE
Product: Delta-9 gummies
TP: 4
Effect: Opponent discards 1 card at random
Blocks: Can sabotage strong plays before they happen
→ Mischievous card, great for disruption
🔁 SAMPLE ROUND
You: Choose “Cosmic Blast” (6 TP)
Opponent: Chooses “Fractal Secret” (5 TP)
▶️ Reveal:
Your card: “Destroy one opponent’s card”
→ You destroy their “Fractal Secret” → they score 0
Round result:
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You = 6 TP
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Opponent = 0 TP
Record points, discard cards, and move to the next round.
🧾 QUICK TURN SUMMARY
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Choose a card
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Flip on cue
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Record TP
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Resolve effects
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Discard card
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Draw another (if available)